Two wins from Two, Two new signings and Two departures - Recent happenings at Wood

Reinvigorated from a not even mid season break, let’s get back into the world of Wood, shall we?

Since we last met Wood have gone from strength to strength with two more victories in a row, leaving them with an impressive 16 points from their last available 18. The games went as follows:

Dorchester 0 Wood 1 – In a game which I couldn’t attend, Wood came out one nil winners courtesy of David Bryant’s looping header in the 36^th minute. From all accounts it was a tight game with not too much in the way of clear cut chances, but also a game Wood never looked like losing. This game was notable for the debuts of Sam Cox and David Hutton, who joined the team from Barnet (Cox, on a one month loan) and The Glenn Hoddle Academy (Hutton). The two debutants, who had never even trained with the team before, came into the side and helped Wood to a valuable win. Wood boss Ian Allison remarked afterwards:

“ (It was) Thoroughly deserved. We were organised and strong today. Once we got in front we looked a hard side to break down. Credit must go to Sam Cox and David Hutton. They played their part commendably considering they have never trained with us. I only met Sam before Kick Off! Special praise must also go to David Bryant whose goals have earned us back to back wins on the road. With six players to come back at some stage from injury I feel we will only get stronger.”

Wood lined up as follows: Putnins, Sankofa (Sub – Hunter 79 mins.) Jones, Cox, O’Loughlin, Wilkinson, Lechmere, Isaac, Thalassitis (Sub – Ruddock 48 mins.), Bryant, Hutton.

Subs (Not used): Akinola, Martin, Baker-Owers.

I returned to Meadow Park the following Monday, for the home game against Maidenhead United. This game was of added importance to me as my colleague Phil is from Maidenhead and so any chance to gloat is warmly received. Taking my usual place (5 rows behind the home dug out), I anxiously awaited my first game in a while. It was perhaps this anxiety to get as much out of the game as possible that I failed to notice two stars of the game sitting nearby. Dave Beasant had made the trip to see his son keep goal for the visitors (in the line of Father/Son goalkeepers – Peter and Kasper Schmeichel, John and John Jr Lukic, er…..), and Glenn Hoddle came down to see how David Hutton was faring. Stevenage’s Graham Westley was also in attendance.

This game was a stark reminder of the opening few weeks of the season, as it was absolutely dreadful, but Wood managed to hang on under severe pressure and take hiome the three points. With both sides playing 2 games in 3 days, there were a lot of tired legs out there. Again, both of the new signings started, with Sam Cox spending a lot of the first half chasing the ball ,being caught out of position on a number of occasions to the point where player coach Luke Garrard had to have a word as the half time whistle blew to go over his positioning. This seemed to spur Sam on, as he was fantastic in a second half that would soon descend into niggly fouls and on a couple of occasions, near full squad brawls.

The first half was quite one sided in Maidenhead’s favour, and overall quite poor. Wood’s best chance of the opening stages fell to the in form David Bryant, who saw an effort cleared of the line after finding himself free at a corner. This was a rare chance for the home side who had been under pressure from the opening stages. First, Charlie O’ Loughlin made a fantastic saving challenge with a Maidenhead striker bearing down on goal, and later picked up a yellow card for stopping the same player with a less than fair challenge. However- and this should come as no surprise to those who have been following this blog, Elvis Putjnins was the man who kept Wood in the game with a series of outstanding saves. The first came with Manny Williams bearing down on goal, only for Elvis to make a brave stop at his feet with the goal at Williams’ mercy. Wood looked likely to concede, with Cox as noted struggling to adjust to the pace of the game.

Our other new signing was to grab what turned out to be the winner just before half time. After a long ball into the box, danger man David Bryant was hauled to the ground in a manner normally seen in a WWE wrestling ring as opposed to the Blue Square South. The offender managed to stay out of the referee’s notebook and Sam Hutton slammed in the penalty, despite young Beasant getting two firm hands on the ball. Wembley 88 this was not.

Unfortunately this is where the game began to turn sour. Nevin Saroya, who was lucky to escape without a booking for the penalty incident, absolutely crunched Michael Thalassitis just before the break, and picked up a yellow card in the process. It was a shocking challenge which could have seen red if the official was competent, but alas…. No, I’m not going to get into this again.

Following the half time interval, Maidenhead came out looking for an equaliser, as well as blood it seemed. Within a few minutes Thalassitis was again on the receiving end of a shocking challenge, this time from Bradley Quamina, and tempers began to flare. In the second half alone there were at least 3 opportunities for players to see red on both sides, and it turned into an ill disciplined affair which I assume both managers will not want to see. Sam Letchmere, who minutes before had seen a sensational overhead kick saved following good work from Osei Sankofa, almost had his season ended with another disgusting challenge from the visitors, this time from Reece Tison-Lascaris. In the ensuing melee a Maidenhead substitute managed to get booked, adding to the chaos. To round off a game filled with aggression, play was stopped for what seemed like an eternity as an almost full scale brawl broke out, which amounted to nothing more than a lot of shirt grabbing and the odd shove. The referee had long before lost the respect of the players, and did not handle this well.

With the game nearing it’s conclusion, it began to become more and more stretched. Maidenhead tested Wood on at least 3 occasions, but that man Elvis was in supreme form, denying them on each occasion. On the one time he was beaten, from a deep corner headed across him, Charlie O’ Loughlin was there to clear off the line, despite the protests that the ball had indeed crossed. Wood survived, and even wasted a chance to go two up when sub Pelly Ruddock sprung the offside trap and was clear through on goal, only to shoot straight at Beasant. The referee announced seven minutes for stoppages, in which I must have screamed ‘BLOW UP’ at least 47 times, but Wood held firm and picked up a crucial three points to put them up to seventh in the table (for 24 hours at least).

Dashing to make my train (I decided halfway down the road to stay at my parents house), I missed the post match fracas involving Manny Williams, who decided not only to confront the Wood bench at full time, but also kick in a few advertising boards at the same time. Stay classy Manny, stay classy.

Man of the Match was, AGAIN, Elvis Putnis, who produced another performance worthy of a much higher league than this one. Here’s hoping QPR don’t get wind of this and we get to keep him for much longer.

Wood lined up as follows:

Team: Putnins, Sankofa (Sub – Hunter 77 mins.), Jones, Cox, O’Loughlin, Wilkinson, Lechmere (Sub – Ruddock 64 mins.), Isaac, Thalassitis (Sub – Akinola 90+5 mins.), Bryant, Hutton.

Subs (Not used): Martin, Baker-Owers.

In other Wood news:

• · David Bryant was named ‘Blue Square South Player of The Month’ for his goalscoring heroics throughout October, which have seen Wood’s season turn around. Much deserved (although it could have been a joint award with Elvis) – well done David!

• · We have had to say goodbye to Nathan Koranteng, who returned to Woking after a successful one month loan at Meadow Park. Nathan was always a threat down the left and gave us real width, and will surely be remembered fondly for a spell which included a rasper against Dartford, as well as a fantastic assist against Hampton. Cheers Nathan, all the best for the rest of the season (accept against us!)

• · Joining Nathan out the door, albeit ion loan, is Inih Effiong, who has joined Concord Rangers. I’ve expressed many a time how frustrating Inih can be, as well as how much talent he has, so I hope the loan spell does him well and he returns to Wood with renewed vigour. Ian Allinson has stated that Inih is still definitely in his first team plans.

• · The Wood youth team crashed out of the FA Youth cup in the first round after a fantastic run, away at Thurrock. Thurrock took the lead in the 78^th minute and killed the game in added time. A tough break for the youngsters but well done on a good run to get to the first round.

• · Wood’s game at Basingstoke has been moved to Tuesday 22^nd November, which is a royal pain in the arse.

This Saturday sees my return to Meadow Park, to hopefully exact revenge on the Bromley side who humiliated us 4-0 in the second game of the season (see previous posts for that one). Bromley are currently preparing themselves for a FA Cup first round tie away at Leyton Orient, after beating Dartford in the last qualifying round. Sitting 5 places below us in the league in 14^th, Bromley have had an inconsistent season after such a strong start (having said that we were utterly dire at the start of the season). With Wood on such a good run and Bromley surely thinking of Brisbane Road, I’m hoping and expecting a home win tomorrow. I will have at least 5 mates with me at the game tomorrow, so it should be a good laugh. Full match report on Monday.

Thanks as always for all your support - My self imposed break has got the writing bug back so I am looking forward to more updates over the next few weeks, including an on-going Football Manager blog as I attempt to guide Wood out of the BSS on the new version of the game. Please share, comment, debate, argue – I can be found on twitter @wearethewood, in the comments below and at all home games and most away ones. Cheers!

One last Plug - I'll be appearing on the Dodgy Knees Podcast this weekend (up early next week on itunes), where I will be discussing Wood and other football issues. More details when I have them.

Until next time….

WE ARE THE WOOD!

Bromley 4 Boreham Wood 0 : Woof. Woking up next.

Well, this certainly wasn’t the start I was expecting….

I arrived in Bromley South just after 6pm on Monday night, eagerly awaiting Wood’s first away fixture of the season. After meeting Thom, we headed for the local Lloyd’s bar where we were joined by his sister and his dad, to give the evening a true family feel. Dinner was quickly consumed (mixed grill and a pint for £6.50, VALUE) and we headed off to catch the short bus up to Hayes Lane, home of Bromley FC.

The first thought that came into my head was that the long driveway up to the ground made it look like you were going to a driving range, not a Blue Square South game. That aside I was very impressed with the facilities on hand. Whilst I am still trying to get to grips with paying £12 for tier 6 football, the ground itself was quite the delight. As soon as you enter through the main turnstiles you are met with a burger van, an ice cream van and a programme shed. Having just inhaled a mixed grill I was quite alright for snacks, but was sad to see that all the programmes had sold out. Maybe Wood are a bigger draw than I thought (Not that it was reflected in the travelling support, who were about 30 at most).

Despite my disappointment at the lack of programmes, I was delighted with Bromley’s selection of bars. The first bar we visited was ‘The Sports Bar’, and sat just inside the halfway line. With it’s designated area outside for drinking, it was refreshing to have a pint whilst watching the game, something which strangely was not allowed at Meadow Park on Saturday. Turns out I should have asked for something a lot stronger than a Strongbow, as Wood were run absolutely ragged for 90% of the game.

With Saturday’s Man Of The Match Luke Wilkinson joining Luke Garrard, Mario Noto and Simeon Akinola on the treatment table, Wood were left without the core spine of their team and it showed. A bright start saw Darren Currie round the Bromley keeper and cut back from a tight angle, but Ali Chaaban was not quick enough to react and the chance went begging. Chaaban spent a lot of the first half looking threatening but without any penetration, and often found himself running into blind alleys and losing possession, much to the annoyance of his team mates, who had made their feelings more than clear against Havant in regards to his dilly dallying on the ball. Wood’s only other good chance of the half fell to David Bryant following good work from Daryl McMahon, but his effort was blocked by the legs of Dean Santangelo (great name).

After Wood’s good start, Bromley took the lead against the run of play and never looked back. The opener came in the twenty second minute when poor defending from Charlie O Loughlin allowed a long clearance to fall into the path of Hakeem Araba, who finished with aplomb. It was all uphill for Wood afterwards, but they somehow managed to weather the storm and go in at half time only one down. Surely some harsh words at half time would do the trick?

At half time we took the opportunity to sample the delights of Bromley’s other bar, which gave us both a nice pint and a view of the pitch, albeit behind some thick glass rendering any atmosphere outside impotent to those upstairs. A projector screen was showing the Arsenal vs Udinese game, and whilst both of my teams were struggling, at least Arsenal were 1-0 up. Hoping for a change in fortunes we headed back pitchside for the second half.

Having not learned my lesson from the first half , I should have ordered a pint of Gin to help alleviate what was to follow. Bromley shot out of the blocks and Wood were second best in every department. Their second came eight minutes into the second half, and sadly Elvis Putnins (whom the family with me had a vested interest in being ardent QPR supporters), was at fault, letting a very comfortable effort from Danny Hockton somehow get past him. A real ‘Chocolate Wrists’ moment for the Latvian Under 21 international who otherwise was the standout performer for Wood, and in fact made one of the best saves I have ever seen live (only behind this), tipping a goalbound Bromley header onto the bar from all of 3 yards out. He was exposed time and time again by a poor Wood backline missing any real leadership but repelled at least six clear goal scoring chances, and whilst his distribution was better, his lack of communication with his defence could have been punished further. Maybe I am being overly critical, but certainly food for thought.

Following the second goal, Wood reverted to a disastrous 3-4-3 formation, with dire consequences. Following an exceptional block from Daniel Brathwaite which saved a certain third, Orlando Smith (another great name) danced through the Wood defenced and fired an unstoppable shot into the bottom corner. Game, set and match, and even I had to applaud the goal, even if the Robbie Keane-esque forward roll was unnecessary in celebration. By this point Inih Effiong had replaced the largely ineffective Ollie Palmer, with Pelly Ruddock coming into the fray, replacing Darren Currie. Neither offered any hope of even a brief comeback, and Bromley went on to complete the rout with what was described as a ‘David Beckham style’ goal from Gareth Williams from a local fan. I had unfortunately missed the final nail in the coffin as I was in the toilet.

Wood lined up as follows:

Putnins, Sankofa, Brathwaite, Yala (Sub – Lawal 64 mins.), O’Loughlin, Hunter, Bryant, Chaaban, Palmer (Sub – Effiong 62 mins.), McMahon, Currie (Sub – Ruddock 62 mins.).

Subs (Not used): Jordan, Walker.

All in all, pretty terrible stuff. Bromley were as good as Wood were poor, although in their defence Wood were missing 3 key players in Garrard, Noto and Wilkinson, and I believe with their experience and leadership they would have made a big difference. Man of The Match was undoubtedly Elvis Putnins, who kept the scoreline from become a cricket one with a series of fine stops. Again, up front Ali Chaaban continued to frustrate, and in midfield Daryl McMahon has not shown his true class yet in a competitive match, whilst Charlie Hunter, despite being very good in possession and surprisingly in the tackle, just doesn’t have the physical presence yet to make a real difference in the centre of the park. I feel for him as he hasn’t received too much protection in there, so hopefully Luke Garrard’s absence is not too long so he can slot back into his position in the middle of the park. Creatively, Noto was missed again, especially in set piece delivery, and whilst Darren Currie looked good again it is unreasonable to expect a 36 year old to complete 180 minutes in the space of a few days. Official match report and reaction can be found here.

Bromley Ratings:

Ground: 7/10 - Nice and friendly, covered, good pitch

Bars: 8/10 - Choice of two, big screens, views of pitch, outside drinking allowed

Location: 6/10 - Short bus ride from Bromley South station, which is 20 minutes from Victoria.

Main Gripe - Programmes sold out!

Things are going to get harder for Wood before they get easier, with a trip to title favourites Woking on Saturday. Christ almighty. Woking have got off to a 100% start, with a 5-0 demolition of Sutton United on the opening day followed by a 2-1 on Monday evening against Hampton and Richmond. Playing flowing, attractive football, Woking possess a number of dangerous players in their ranks, including former Fulham and Leicester striker Elvis Hammond, former Pompey man Paris Cowen-Hall and tricky winger Dale Binns, of whom I have heard a lot about from various Hendon and Lewes fans. It’s a big ask for Wood to travel there and come away with a result, but stranger things have happened and hopefully we’ll have a number of key players back and can at the very least give a decent account of ourselves.

Sadly I will not be at the game, as I am moving house this weekend. Booooo. This could turn out to be a positive for Wood, as I have been a jinx so far this season. That being said, I expect to be moved by 1pm on Saturday, and I am only two stops on the tube from Waterloo. Hmmmmmmmmm……

As always, thank you for reading and please continue to share amongst friends and fans alike. Over the next few weeks I will hopefully have some exciting pieces coming up, but I’ll keep those under wrap for the time being as I do not want to jinx myself. Comments, feedback are welcome, and I can be found on twitter @wearethewood. Thanks for the continued support from all of you out there.

Until next time….

WE ARE THE WOOD!

Fixtures!

Fixture List Day!

Every fan looks forward to it, even if they don't care to admit it. Who you have on the first day of the season, who's selfish wedding planning has caused you to miss an away day at Port Vale and what corner of the country you'll be seeing in your birthday in whilst your team wishes you many happy returns by losing 4-0 and putting in a performance so abject that you don't even get abused by the away support. Ah, fixture list day. Footballs back soon. I don't have to pretend to like Cricket any longer.

Having expected to see the fixture list for Boreham Wood's new campaign delayed due to Rushden and Diamond's rather tragic fall from League One to financial meltdown, it was quite a relief when they withdrew their appeal against demotion and the fixture list went live. Now, I am pretty sure that I would get some rather hefty charges/threats/hired goons levelled my way if I was rude enough to copy and paste the fixture list, so here is a link to the official Blue Square South fixtures for Boreham Wood next season.

Once I got over the excitement and scanned for any potential clashes with pre-arranged activities (although I fear a wedding will cost me a game in the FA Trophy or worse yet, an FA Cup qualifying round), I started to piece together my season:

• First Game: Home to Havant and Waterlooville (Saturday 13th August): Brilliant, always good to start off at home, and H&W briefly held a lead at Anfield, so there is a measure of warmth towards them from yours truly.

• First Away Game: Bromley (Tuesday 16th August) : Got to get into the frame of mind of midweek away trips, and a trip to Bromley should sort that out sharpish.

• Chelmsford away (Saturday 24th September): Big one for both me and the team, as Chelmsford are a very good side and more importantly, my brother lives nearby. I might bring a huge flag and plant it into his front garden as a warning.

• Boxing Day (The day after Christmas Day): Home to Sutton. The perfect way to round off Christmas festivities with a Turkey and Stuffing sandwich and a trip to Meadow Park.

• New Years Day (You should know the date): Away to Sutton. Odds are I may not be there.

• The Longest Journey: away to Truro (Tuesday 13th March). Pray for me.

• Last Home Game (Saturday 28th April): Tonbridge Angels. Hopefully there will be something to cheer on rather than the loss of £160.

So there you have it - now I am anxiously awaiting the 2011/2012 season. Just over a month to go, but with the first pre-season friendly on Saturday against Watford, the bug has bitten once again. Come on the Wood!

In my next blog I'll start looking at the comings and goings at Meadow Park over the summer, starting with a man who left for pastures new, but left a mark on me from a previous life.

Cheers.